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1. The Time Loop:

Tip: Pretend you're stuck in a time loop like ​Groundhog Day. Repeat the same action over and ​over again. Bonus points if you start narrating your ​repetitive tasks out loud: "And now, we refresh the ​page for the 57th time!"

2. Snail's Pace:

Tip: Channel your inner snail. Move as slowly as ​possible, even if it’s just to get a glass of water. ​Imagine you’re in a slow-motion movie scene, and ​everything is in dramatic slo-mo.

3. Binge-Watch Buffet:

Tip: Start watching an entire season of a TV show. ​Preferably one with cliffhangers at the end of each ​episode. Waiting becomes easier when you’re more ​invested in Ross and Rachel’s relationship than your ​own life.

4. Refresh-itis:

Tip: Refresh your email, browser, or app ​incessantly. Make it a game: see how many times ​you can hit refresh in a minute without going mad. ​The current record is 143.

5. Zen Mode:

Tip: Attempt meditation, but get distracted every 5 ​seconds. Pretend you’re a monk but secretly keep ​one eye open to check the time. Inner peace is ​overrated when you’re waiting for pizza.

6. Imaginary Friend:

Tip: Create an imaginary friend to chat with. ​Discuss deep philosophical questions like, "Why do we ​park on driveways and drive on parkways?" It’s less ​lonely and makes you look delightfully eccentric.

7. Dance Break:

Tip: Break into spontaneous dance. Anywhere. ​Anytime. Imagine you’re in a musical where waiting ​is a cue for a solo performance. Jazz hands are ​mandatory.

8. Narrate Your Life:

Tip: Pretend you’re the star of a documentary. ​Narrate your every move in a dramatic voice-over: ​“Here we see the rare human species, waiting for ​their Amazon package. Such grace, such patience.”

9. Sock Puppet Theater:

Tip: Turn your socks into puppets and put on a ​show. Create an elaborate storyline about why the ​socks are waiting too. Spoiler alert: they’re waiting ​for laundry day.

10. Time Travel:

Tip: Make a makeshift time machine out of ​cardboard and aluminum foil. Sit inside and ​announce you’re traveling to the future. Exit ​dramatically after five minutes and proclaim, “It’s ​still the same time, but I think I saw a flying car!”